• Aunty: Shaadi Ho Gayi Teri?
    Girl: Hanji Aunty Ji Ho Gayi.
    Aunty: Ladka Kya Karta Hai?
    Girl: Afsos!
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    ससुरा बाबा ही पकड़ा गया।
    और कितने अच्छे दिन चाहिए?
  • Efficiency Expert The CEO of a large multinational company fell ill on a day when he had tickets to see a grand concert. As a gesture of kindness, he gave the tickets to the company`s Efficiency Expert to enjoy the concert with his wife... Read Full Joke...
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Aries Authority figures will be helpful to you today, suggest astroYogi astrologers. This could mean that your seniors in the workplace or highly-placed government officials will guide you in the right direction. Remember to keep your papers in order and get things done as soon as you possibly can. Use the facilitation of others to your best advantage today. A close family member might come to your rescue and help you get out of some professional trouble which could be an unfinished task as the Moon marks its presence in Scorpio. Any important meeting must be scheduled between 1:00 pm and 2:00 pm to achieve the desired result. Wearing a light shade of blue will prove lucky for you today. Read More...