• Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
    Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
    Santa: No, Toilet paper!
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    इंतज़ार कीजिये उस दिन का जब उसके मायके वाले आने वाले हो!
  • Will Power Marty arrives home from work and as soon as he sets foot in the house, Sadie is on to him, telling him that their friend Marvin has finally quit smoking. "Imagine that, Marty," she says, "someone who smoked... Read Full Joke...
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  • Which movie you plan to watch in a theatre?

Aries Today you may need to work on asserting yourself in various difficult situations, says Moon in Scorpio. Sometimes you may have a tendency to be either slightly passive or slightly aggressive, but today you should identify how to be assertive instead. You may find that this tactic, coupled with a healthy dose of diplomacy, will take you very far in difficult situations. Wearing something in brown will bring you luck, suggest astroYogi astrologers. 3 pm to 5 pm will prove to be lucky. Read More...