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    Hot meal!
    But not for this little birdie. She would not eat it at any cost. If it does, what really would it grow up and do? eat all its life? Never, the mother says!
  • Mr. Right! Mr. Right! Where is Mr. Right? Probably outside a pharmacy, eating Viagra(s).
  • Spicy game! Spicy game! It is the latest board game. Not patented though, it is available only to adults.
  • Bastard condoms! Bastard condoms! Thse specially designer condoms for those who are frustrated by the attitude of their so called loved ones. Use them sparingly, for population control sake.
  • Wind chime! Wind chime! The perfect windchime! So , who says the empty cans don`t have any other use?
  • Advantage - Hingis! Advantage - Hingis! Is she giggling bcoz of the precarious psotion of the racquet? Or did someone tell her the joke from santabanta.com