Little Johnny!
    Did you know, Little Jhonny peeps into his dads bathroom...
  • Tanproof legs! Tanproof legs! How can the legs of this lady get tanned? She would probably have to remove the silicom implants first.
  • Mr. Right! Mr. Right! Where is Mr. Right? Probably outside a pharmacy, eating Viagra(s).
  • Spicy game! Spicy game! It is the latest board game. Not patented though, it is available only to adults.
  • Bastard condoms! Bastard condoms! Thse specially designer condoms for those who are frustrated by the attitude of their so called loved ones. Use them sparingly, for population control sake.
  • Wind chime! Wind chime! The perfect windchime! So , who says the empty cans don`t have any other use?