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    Automatic crash!
    Windows is not designed to run continuosly for long. If it keeps running, who would buy the recovery disc.
  • Go to hell ! Go to hell ! Every message has a ready reply by the MS staff. They know what is coming after they designed the stupid software.
  • Play some more! Play some more! Windows is not for the people who work, it is a playing machine.
  • Microsoft allianace with Pentium! Microsoft allianace with Pentium! This is what is happening after the secret alliance of MS with Pentium.
  • Veerappan at cybercafe ! Veerappan at cybercafe ! He is mailing his demands to the Union Home Minister, let us hope the Minister is also computer savvy!
  • Titanic again ! Titanic again ! `Titanic` ! There is some thing about this name which keeps it down all the time...