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    Dick-worh rule
    When you're losing the game badly, just try this 'Dick-worth Lewis' rule to turn the things around...
  • Kiss my ass ! Kiss my ass ! This is a joint Anglo-American mission and we can bet 1000 bucks that this dog is British !!!
  • She Sucks !!! She Sucks !!! This woman is a blessing in disguise but with a little problem. Can you still marry her?
  • Ass-ass-ination attemp ! Ass-ass-ination attemp ! Seems like someone had a bad day at work...
  • Is Santa Cumming? Is Santa Cumming? Don't wait for Santa on this X'mas. He is 'cumming' somewhere else...
  • Santa-ss gone! Santa-ss gone! If you can get Santa out of there then tell him to wear a seat belt next time...