Celebs Speak Sexy!

  • Celebs Speak Sexy!

    Celebs Speak Sexy!

    Every celebrity has a lot to say. So here we have a collection of what they had to say about sex. We bring you, famous celebrity sexual quotes! Enjoy!

  • Sharon Stone

    Sharon Stone

    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

  • teve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

    teve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

    'My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading.'

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

  • Tiger Woods

    Tiger Woods

    'Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.'

  • Jack Nicholson

    Jack Nicholson

    'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****.'

  • Barbara Bush, Former US First Lady

    Barbara Bush, Former US First Lady

    'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.'

  • Robin Williams

    Robin Williams

    'Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.'

  • Roseanne

    Roseanne

    'Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.'

  • Billy Crystal

    Billy Crystal

    'Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.'

  • Robert DE Niro

    Robert DE Niro

    'According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.'

  • Dustin Hoffman

    Dustin Hoffman

    'There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?'

  • Jerry Seinfeld

    Jerry Seinfeld

    'There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'

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