A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is...

A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any chicken?" The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken...

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts...

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things...

The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party...

Eight-year-old Anita brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom...

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost...

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you...