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| Two Elderly Gentlemen | Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says... |
| | Old Goats | A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making... |
| | Wealth, Wisdom or Beauty? | An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth...
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| | Never trust anybody ! | A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is... |
| | Bigger Chicken | A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any chicken?" The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken... |
| | Safe Sex | A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts... |
| | Pathan has a Pass | One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things...
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| | Late Night Party | The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party... |
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