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A Bus Driver!

One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver.

He starts saying things like, "If my Mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a little rooster," the bus driver said shut up!

Still the boy went on... "If my Mom was a female elephant and my dad was a male elephant, I would be a little male elephant," the bus driver said shut up!

Still the boy went on... "If my Mom was a female dog and my dad was a male dog, I would be a little male dog."

The bus driver got so mad, and asked, "If your Mom was a prostitute, and your dad was a homo, what would you be?"

The boy answered, "A bus driver!"

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