One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like, "If my Mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster...

A young lad and his mother were walking down the street when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly, "Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegged man...

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then...

A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill...

A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them...

Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Johnny: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean...

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother...

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope...