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A Matter of Choice

A preacher was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely attacked by a dozen sleazy women than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice.”

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