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    He says to the barman, "How tall is a penguin?"

    The barman says about three feet.

    The man says, "Don't you get any penguins taller than that!"

    The barman says, "Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that."

    The man says, "Oh shit, in that case I just drove over a nun."
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