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    A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

    Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

    The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, "Holy crap. That must be my husband!"

    So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

    A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

    The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"

    And then the fight started...
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    But he was a good worker and really sharp, so his boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day, his boss called him...
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    After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, "Hey, you want to hear a blond joke...
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    One day, his teacher decided to test Tim to see if he understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
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