A maid asks for a pay rise.

    “Why do you deserve one?” asks the lady of the house.

    “Well, there are three reasons,” replies the maid, “Firstly, I iron better than you.”

    “Who said that you iron better?” asks the lady of the house.

    “Your husband said so,” replies the maid. “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

    “Nonsense,” says the lady of the house, “Who said you are a better cook than me?”

    “Your husband,” replies the maid. “And the third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

    “Did my husband say that as well?” asks the lady of the house.

    “No, the driver did.”

    The lady of the house doubled her salary later that day.
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