A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

    Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

    Son: At school.

    The robot slaps the son.

    Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.

    Dad: Which one?

    Son: Kung Fu Panda.

    The robot slaps the son again.

    Son: Ok! It was a Porno.

    Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!

    The robot slaps the Dad.

    Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he’s your son.

    The robot slaps the mom.
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