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    Jeeto: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

    Santa: "Definitely not!"

    Jeeto: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

    Santa: "Of course I do."

    Jeeto: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    Santa: "Okay, I'd get married again."

    Jeeto: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

    Santa: (makes audible groan).

    Jeeto: 'Would you live in our house?'

    Santa: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

    Jeeto: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

    Santa: 'Where else would we sleep?'

    Jeeto: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

    Santa: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

    Jeeto: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

    Santa: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

    Jeeto: 'Would you give her my jewellry?'

    Santa: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

    Jeeto: 'Would she wear my shoes?'

    Santa: 'No, her size is 6.'

    Jeeto: Silence.................

    Santa: 'Shit'.
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