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    An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

    The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

    The old gentleman answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but please cut each one into 4 pieces."

    The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

    The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
  • Two buddies in a Bar Santa and Banta, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Banta throws up all over himself.
    "Oh, no," he gasps," Preeto will kill me!!"
    "Don't worry...
  • Smartness Vs Intelligence Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
    Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me...
  • Satan in Church A few minutes before the services started, the church people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and...
  • The New Walmart Greeter Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, even 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-mind, a real...
  • Mind your language… There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a Frenchman, who found this small genie bottle.
    When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.
    Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out...