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    Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach:
    Santa: Bhaji! , Isno beach kyo kahende ne?
    Banta : Tenu nahi pata ?
    Santa: Nahi pata.
    Banta : O Aasmaan te Zameen de beech hai esliye ahnu beach kahende ne.
  • California Examiner, March 20, 1998: Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with a dive tank, flippers, and facemask. A post mortem examination revealed that...
  • Greatest mind? A minister, a lawyer, and a boy scout are the only passengers on a small plane that develops engine problems.
    The pilot emerges from the cockpit and announces, “Real problems; going down can`t possibly land. We must bail out! But...
  • Pa(i)nting blonde! This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to...
  • That problem... Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, 'What was your most difficult case?' The other replied, 'I had a patient who...
  • Weight problem... Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had...