The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?"
    The new member replied, "Yes, my mother-in-law."
  • Oh marriage ! Some famous Marriage one-iners. e.g. -

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor`s degree and the woman gets...
  • Ashamed... Banta went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school.
    Banta called him and said...
  • Redline Bus! Banta showed his palm to a palmist . He examined the lines on Banta s hand & said, A beautiful girl will come into your life, but...
  • Heavy buttons... Mrs. Santa had bought a beautiful sweater for Santa. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note.The note said:<
  • Y Beach? Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach:
    Santa: Bhaji! , Isno beach kyo kahende ne?