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    Banta went to a grocery store while in America, collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items.
    Banta asked, "Where is the fat ?"
    Person didn`t understand what Banta was saying and said, "Excuse me sir, FAT?"
    Banta: "Yes Fat, Give me the fat"
    Banta started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Banta about the problem.
    Banta said, "Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written FAT FREE on that but this guy is not giving me the fat"
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