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    An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
    The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you.You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife s soul, your children s souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners."
    The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what s the catch?"
  • Sexist Gender His and Her ATM usage explained:
    HIS 1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Insert card
    3. Enter PIN number and account
    4. Take cash, card and receipt

    HER 1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
  • Telephone Call Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
    'Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
    The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. 'I will come in the morning.'
    The man protested, 'But doctor, my wife is
  • Hats off! A Marine walks in the restroom and sees a Sailor standing at the urinal, fussing with the thirteen buttons on his pants.
    The Marine says, 'It must be a pain in
  • Santa`s Gifts (Santa Claus) As a little girl climbed onto Santa s lap, Santa asked the usual, 'And what would you like for Christmas ?'
    The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: 'Didn`t
  • Jewish Rules Jewish Rules 1. Never take a front-row seat at a bris.
    2. If you can t say something nice, say it in Yiddish.
    3. The High Holidays have nothing to do with marijuana.
    4. Always whisper the names of diseases.
    and many more.....