A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it`s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
    "Why complain ?" said the counselor, "You re still getting the same service!"
  • Banta shopping! Banta went to a store in America and after collecting the grocery he came & ask the person at counter for the Fat. Person didn`t understand and was confused. Banta started shouting and arguing with the person. Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Banta about the problem. Banta replies...
  • The Genius MS Santa!

    Microsoft places an ad in leading news papers for a position who would be in charge of their next operating system. This becomes scary news as the ad says interview would be conducted by Gates. Microsoft receives only three applications, from an American, Japanese and from our Santa. They are all invited to...

  • Sun and the moon! Everytime you ask a child a question, he`ll always have something funny to say and that too with a funny logic.

    don`t believe it, just have a look at the joke.
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  • Farmer s mule... A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. To no avail, she kept nagging them at every...