|A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The...|
|Death came to a guy and said,"My friend today is your day..."|
The guy said,"But I am not ready!"
Then death said, "Well your name is th...
|A man was standing in a gallery, studying two near-identical pictures by the same artist. Both showed a glass of wine, a basket of bread rolls, a...|
|An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was.|
"Madam," said the newspaper employee, "To...
|A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many c...|
|Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto arrived in New Delhi. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful pl...|
|Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.|
Two days later his teacher phoned his mother totell her that he was ...
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house ...|