Impolite Child

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle.

'No, no, no!' she screamed.

'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite behavior.'

With that, the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank you! No, thank you!

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Quotes

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

There are two kinds of fools - one who give advice and the others who won't take it!