Driving Habits

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old son and beeped his car horn by mistake.

He turned and looked at him for an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident".

He replied, "I know that, daddy".

He replied, "How'd you know?"

The boy said, "Because you didn't say ASSHOLE afterwards"!
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