|4 men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died.|
The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body....
|A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the the operating table. she had a near-death experience.|
|Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bub...|
|In an airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exch...|
|Lady: Do you smoke?|
Lady: How many packs?
Man: 3 packs daily.
Lady: How much is per pack...
|A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of brigh...|
|A census taker walked up to a woman who was sitting on a porch. After introducing himself, he said, "How many children do you have?"|
|One morning a blonde's husband was watching the traffic report on TV. They were talking about some maniac who was driving along the highway in th...|