• One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old son and beeped his car horn by mistake.

    He turned and looked at him for an explanation.

    He said, "I did that by accident".

    He replied, "I know that, daddy".

    He replied, "How'd you know?"

    The boy said, "Because you didn't say ASSHOLE afterwards"!
  • Die Another Day! A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the the operating table. she had a near-death experience.

    Seeing God she asked, "Is my time...
  • Lost In Translation A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse...
  • Pray For My Hearing Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line and when...
  • Overbooked Flight In an airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a...
  • Corruption Case At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
    "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise...
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