Family Trip
After a family meal one night, three generations of the family are sitting around chatting. Jenny, a four year old, is sitting on her grandfather's knee.
Jenny: "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"
Grandfather: "What?"
Jenny: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"
Grandfather: "Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?"
Jenny: "Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all go to Disneyland."