|Fred is 34 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"|
|10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.|
9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you`re on the road...
|A Greek moved to New Zealand and wants to buy a farm. The New Zealander says he will show the Greek around. While walking around the New Zealande...|
|A couple of redneck hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing. His eyes were rolled back ...|
|Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.|
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'...