• A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus.

    He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..."

    He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

    He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..."

    He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

    He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door.

    He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
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    1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
    Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle...
  • Coffee Gossip Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room...
  • Women Gossip A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop. One day they were sitting very very quietly.
    A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group every day was surprised...
  • Robber's Mask A hooded robber burst into a Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled...
  • Family Trip After a family meal one night, three generations of the family are sitting around chatting. Jenny, a four year old, is sitting on her grandfather's knee...
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