Dear Baby Jesus...

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus.

He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..."

He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..."

He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door.

He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."

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Quotes

Relationships based on obligation lack dignity.

Trivia

The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

Graffiti

If the enemy is in range, so are you.