|Job Applicant: "I`m looking for a job as a consultant."|
Employer: "I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants."
|The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, too...|
|A Greek moved to New Zealand and wants to buy a farm. The New Zealander says he will show the Greek around. While walking around the New Zealande...|
|Santa goes to a proctologist to complain about a rectal disorder. The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary m...|
|A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette.|
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke...