|A Pole, an Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers-to-be, are pacing nervously in the Maternity Ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of t...|
|A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette.|
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke...
|The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, too...|
|Santa goes to a proctologist to complain about a rectal disorder. The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary m...|
|A snobbish tourist was visiting a small Australian village when he noticed a local man wearing a highly ornate necklace that featured 10 alligato...|