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    She finally asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

    'He sure did honey, a long long time ago", he replied.

    "Well, did God make me?` she asked.

    "Yes He did, and that wasn't too long ago," he answered.

    She thought for a minute and then said, "Wow! He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"
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