Grandpa and Granddaughter

Granddaughter is sitting on Grandpa's lap as he reads the paper not paying any attention to her. So she starts studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve and rubs her fingers over the wrinkles and then over her own face and looks more puzzled.

She finally asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

'He sure did honey, a long long time ago", he replied.

"Well, did God make me?` she asked.

"Yes He did, and that wasn't too long ago," he answered.

She thought for a minute and then said, "Wow! He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"
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