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    What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?
    Think...
    Tired?
    "Domi doesn't know"

    One more!
    What is the opposite of 'Pizza Hut' ?
    Tired again?
    Pizza hatna mat"
    Ok, another one!

    What is the opposite of 'Gopalakrishnan' ?
    Keep thinking...
    It's 'Come-Palakrishnan'

    Stop banging your head! Last one...
    What is the opposite of "Subramanium Sawmi" ?
    Gave up?
    Subramanium didn't see me!

    Ok, ok, last one promise...
    What is the opposite of Jogeshwari ?
    Jogesh don't worry.
  • Bathing Santa! Banta came to meet Santa at his house.
    He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked..
  • They are all busy One day, the phone rang, and Little Johnny answered.
    The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
    Little Johnny: They're busy.
    The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there...
  • Get well soon A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Hopwell and took his portable keyboard along.
    He told some jokes and sang...
  • Dealing with bribes Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
    "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
    Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably...
  • Bill Gates in Heaven When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven...
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