Funny Questions and Answers

What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?
Think...
Tired?
"Domi doesn't know"

One more!
What is the opposite of 'Pizza Hut' ?
Tired again?
Pizza hatna mat"
Ok, another one!

What is the opposite of 'Gopalakrishnan' ?
Keep thinking...
It's 'Come-Palakrishnan'

Stop banging your head! Last one...
What is the opposite of "Subramanium Sawmi" ?
Gave up?
Subramanium didn't see me!

Ok, ok, last one promise...
What is the opposite of Jogeshwari ?
Jogesh don't worry.

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Banta came to meet Santa at his house.
He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked..

One day, the phone rang, and Little Johnny answered.
The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
Little Johnny: They're busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there...

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Hopwell and took his portable keyboard along.
He told some jokes and sang...