|Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, 'John, I'm 83 years old...|
|Santa goes to a proctologist to complain about a rectal disorder. The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary m...|
|Just before Christmas I was shopping at a toy faire in Worcester.|
I glanced to my left and caught sight of a queue at the doll counter; they...
|A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother...|
|The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Schwartzberg, a confirmed bachelor for many
"Mr. Schwartzberg, don't leave it too late. I have exa...