A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

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    The lawyer replied that it was certainly acceptable to do so.

    The next day, the doctor sent the ulcer-stricken man a bill. The lawyer also sent one to the doctor.
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