• On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

    "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

    Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
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  • The Men's Room In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
    The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...
  • Missing Wife Man: I lost my wife.
    Inspector: What is her height?
    Man: I never noticed.
    Inspector: Slim or healthy...
  • Upside Down! An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was...
  • A Free Haircut A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
    The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work...
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