Hunting SkillsTwo Russian hunters meet.
"I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot." Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks. "Sure, I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled," Sergei replies. "And what came out? "To me," says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express. Previous Joke Next Joke More Universal Jokes
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