• A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring.

    As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned.

    "Tell me," she asked the elderly salesman, "is there anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?"

    With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, "One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater three times a day."
  • Hunting Skills Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"
    "How do you find such huge bears...
  • Loving Wife! Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"
    "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired...
  • Silent and Odourless Farts! A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact
  • Marriage Lessons On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration...
  • Free advice at social affairs? A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice...
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