Students' behavoiur in different Classes:

1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.

4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt it.

7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions.

11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks.

12th: Which exam is tomorrow?

College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there's an exam today. I am not even carrying a Pen today.

More Universal Jokes

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one...

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts...

A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned...

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain's parrot...


You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.


To get maximum juice out of lemons:
Soak lemons in hot water for one hour, and then juice them.


Actor - A man who tries to be everything but himself.