1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.

    4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt it.

    7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions.

    11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks.

    12th: Which exam is tomorrow?

    College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there's an exam today. I am not even carrying a Pen today.
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    "How do you find such huge bears...
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    "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired...