Confessional BoxA guy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies, who appear to have mislaid their garments. He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be." The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side." Previous Joke Next Joke More Universal Jokes
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