|Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday...|
|Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the...|
|A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns a...|
|Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Ted who used to have a lot of fun. He rode into town like he usually did every Satur...|
|When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea. Once the daily newsp...|
|This 60-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"|
She replied, "A can...
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we''re going to be three in this house...|
|There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.|
Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL...