• A doctor prescribed suppositories to Santa suffering from constipation but a week later he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn't working.

    "Have you been taking them regularly?" asked the doctor.

    "What do you think I've been doing?" snapped Santa. "Shoving them up my ass?"
  • The Weekend Party! Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife...
  • Anniversary Gift! Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that...
  • The Blonde Lumberjack A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. "Now, I hope you realize...
  • Medical Bills A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. When he had recovered...
  • Don't Ride Drunk! Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Ted who used to have a lot of fun. He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday night, and he went into the saloon and got drunk...
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