• A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.

    "I didn't know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip.

    "Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn't find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter."

    "What!" exclaimed mum, choking on her tea.

    "Oh, don't worry. I didn't use the new fly swatter. I used the old one."
  • Hearing Aid! A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
    "How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk...
  • The Weekend Party! Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife...
  • Anniversary Gift! Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that...
  • The Blonde Lumberjack A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. "Now, I hope you realize...
  • Medical Bills A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. When he had recovered...
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