Tea Strainer

A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.

"I didn't know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip.

"Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn't find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter."

"What!" exclaimed mum, choking on her tea.

"Oh, don't worry. I didn't use the new fly swatter. I used the old one."
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