• Mrs. Smith found her husband hanging in his bedroom this morning.

    There was a note on his bed which read, "I can't take the critism anymore."

    Mrs. Smith quickly cut him down and managed to revive him.

    As Mr. Smith lay in her arms and slowly opened his eyes, she said, "That's not how you spell criticism."
  • Suppositories for Constipation! A doctor prescribed suppositories to Santa suffering from constipation but a week later he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn''t working...
  • Hearing Aid! A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
    "How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk...
  • The Weekend Party! Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife...
  • Anniversary Gift! Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that...
  • The Blonde Lumberjack A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. "Now, I hope you realize...
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