|Mrs Smith found her husband hanging in his bedroom this morning.|
There was a note on his bed which read...
|A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.|
"I didn't know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip.
"Yes, I boiled some water...
|A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.|
"How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk...
|Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday...|
|A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. "Now,...|
|A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns a...|
|A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his ...|
|When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea. Once the daily newsp...|