• An eminent doctor goes for a meal in a gourmet restaurant.

    As he is inspecting the menu, the head waiter appears and tries to be particularly helpful.

    "You might be interested to know that I have pickled liver, braised kidneys and stewed tongue."

    "Sounds terrible," says the doctor. "Call my assistant and make an appointment for tomorrow. Right now, I'll have the fish."
  • Tea Strainer A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.
    "I didn't know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip.
    "Yes, I boiled some water...
  • Suppositories for Constipation! A doctor prescribed suppositories to Santa suffering from constipation but a week later he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn''t working...
  • Hearing Aid! A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
    "How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk...
  • The Weekend Party! Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife...
  • Anniversary Gift! Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that...
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