It's an Emergency!A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor.
"Please come quick I'm having an arguement with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the hotel window." The hotel manager replies, "Sir I'm afraid that's a domestic matter and the hotel and it's staff are obligated to not interfere." The husband responds, "Like hell it's a domestic matter! This damn window won't open, and that sir is a hotel maintenance problem." Previous Joke Next Joke More Universal Jokes
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