The Strongest Weightlifter!!!

After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to make a telephone call.

Since he didn't want anyone to take his drink, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The World's Strongest Weightlifter," and left it under his glass.

When he returned from making his call, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with new writing that said:

"Thanks for the treat!"
"The World's Fastest Runner"

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"He`s a magician...

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where`ve you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered...


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Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.