• After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to make a telephone call.

    Since he didn't want anyone to take his drink, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The World's Strongest Weightlifter," and left it under his glass.

    When he returned from making his call, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with new writing that said:

    "Thanks for the treat!"
    "The World's Fastest Runner"
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    "He`s a magician...
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    The twenty answered...
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