|Yahya Khan, trying to persuade a yokel to volunteer for the Pakistani Air force.|
He took him inside the aircraft and explained: "You press this yellow button and the engine will start. Then you press the red one and the plane will take off. It is all very simple."
"But how do I bring the plane down?" asked the yokel, puzzled.
"You don't have to brother about that," explained Yahya Khan. "Leave that to the Indian Air Force."