Pakistani Air-Force

Yahya Khan, trying to persuade a yokel to volunteer for the Pakistani Air force.

He took him inside the aircraft and explained: "You press this yellow button and the engine will start. Then you press the red one and the plane will take off. It is all very simple."

"But how do I bring the plane down?" asked the yokel, puzzled.

"You don't have to brother about that," explained Yahya Khan. "Leave that to the Indian Air Force."
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