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    There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he's at work.

    When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what's going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket.

    The husband said, "I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?"

    The blonde responds, "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said 'FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!'"
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