On his first visit to a girl's house, a guy waited in the living room while she prepared a snack in the kitchen.

    Left alone, he noticed a small, attractive vase on the mantelpiece. He picked it up and was looking at it when the girl walked back in.

    "What's this?" he asked.

    "Oh, my father's ashes are in there," she said.

    "Oh! I'm so sorry..."

    "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen and get an ashtray."
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