Distance between Chandigarh and Delhi = 260 kms

    Distance between Delhi and Chandigarh = 260 kms

    Ground Floor to 15thFloor = 15 floors

    15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors

    Monday to Friday = 5 days

    Friday to Monday = 2 days

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