•  

    Little Johnny enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Little Johhny over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

    Little Johnny takes the quarters and leaves.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees Little Johnny coming out of the ice cream store.

    "Hey! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

    Little Johnny licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over."
  • Cheating with us! Distance from Chandigarh to Delhi = 260 kms
    Distance from Delhi to Chandigarh...
  • Stop Sign! A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a...
  • Man Discovers and Woman Enjoys... The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
    The woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS...
  • Talking to God! Teacher fell asleep in class and Little Johnny walked up to him.
    Little Johnny, "Teacher are you sleeping in class...
  • Seven Impossible Things to say when Drunk: 1. No thanks, I`m married.
    2. Thank you, but I won`t make any attempt to dance, I have no...